Posts Tagged ‘Indo-Pakistani relations’

Much Ado about Nothing!

In Crazy, Life, News, Politics, Religion and Spirituality, Story on May 6, 2011 at 9:41 pm

Since the covert operation by US élite commandos in Pakistan’s Abbottabad, much is being said about similar type of operation by Indian troops. On this side of border, yoga guru, who seems keen to get into politics ASAP by hogging the limelight, and many others are raising demands for a similar action against 26/11 terror suspects . While on the other side Pakistani Army chief has taken the baton. So called saviours of Hinduism and Islam. eff them!

If you see the fact, this is nothing else but plain politics. Not a single man from the either side of the border has wanted war, save for the war mongering Pakistani Army and blood thirsty politicians from the either side.

It seems logical from the Pakistan perspective that, given such situation prevailing there, anything sort of enhanced border activity against India shall be sufficient for general Pakistani public to turn a blind eye from the follies of their army and crave for some Indian bashing. While in India, it’s an easy way to hog limelight by criticizing people in power about their cowardice to act in similar way against the persons responsible for heinous crimes on Indian soil. For, if you put these people crying for justice for Indians at the helm of affairs,  they shall do the same. So what’s the problem?

It’s never the same when on one side it’s Uncle sam and on the other any given government of the world. Uncle Sam has always this theory of being the policemen of the world. What I feel, save for 9/11, the crimes against US are nothing more than their own past haunting them now.

A story from Indian Mythology

Once upon a time, there was a demon named Bhasmasur. He prayed for some thousand of years to Lord Shiva. Lord Shiva is supposed to be very innocent God, easily pleased with anyone (good or evil)  who worships him with all devotion. Hence most of the demons used to worship him for Aashirvaads (blessings). Lord Shiva was pleased with this demon, Bhasmasur for he had prayed for him sincerely and with all devotion. He appeared before him and asked him to Ask for any Gift. Bhasmasur thought for a while and said, ” Lord if you want to bless me, then Bless me a power that if ever I keep my hand on any body’s head, He would turn to ashes.” Lord Shiva said, “Tathasthu” (So be it.) Bhasmasur was pleased, but he wanted to test the blessings. He turned towards Lord Shiva himself to test his blessings. Lord Shiva understood the intentions of crafty demon, he ran. Bhasmashur ran after him. After a while Lord Shiva reached to Lord Vishnu and appraised him of all that happened. Vishnu smiled and assured Lord Shiva that he would handle it. Lord Vishnu changed himself into a beautiful lady (called mohini) and started dancing in front of Bhasmasur. Bhasmasur, a fool hardy demon started dancing with mohini. While dancing Mohini kept her hand over her head, Bhasmasur followed the step and died of his own blessings. His blessings turned curse for himself.

Bronze Chola statue depicting Shiva dancing as...

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Well, the US is Lord Shiva here and the demon bhasmasur  or al quida/taliban (whatever you call it) is the creation of US itself. Now that demon has turned against himself. A demon that US created years ago. There is no escape from it.

As of today, US politicians are saying there is no comparison between 9/11 and 26/11. WTH! Citizens of both the countries died in the attack from people outside their countries. Numbers should not matter, I guess. If it’s, then US is a Major Criminal for what they have done in Iraq, Afghanistan and many other places across the world, where their troops have killed millions of innocent people. Some time on the pretext of Mass Destruction weapons or sometime on the pretext of freedom and democracy.

Anyway, What I am saying is that Indian govt is not so fool hardy to get into such matter of unnecessary importance. So listen Uncle Sam, We don’t give a shit what you think about parallels of 9/11 & 26/11. We have  business of importance other than war mongering and invading freedom of other countries.  For people like, Baba Ramdev and Army Chief kayani better be shut up and mind their own business. People of India and Pakistan want to live in peace and earn their bread. Don’t try to misinterpret their silence. For Indians shall teach you a lesson in  next general elections and Pakistani shall not let you be capable of staging any coup further. Let your war mongering mouths be shut.

Let there be Peace…

aman ki asha


Anyway, people have short memory they shall forget this stuff by next week. By that time every body will be glued to their television sets for IPL. And above all I’m shit tired of all this obl hash tags (#obl) on twitter and war mongering statements in press and media.

Source of entertainment:

Baba Ramdev’s desperateness

US reply to Pakistan’s warning

9/11 & 26/11 

Only one instance of Intelligent talks from Uncle Sam

Hindus & Sikhs in Pakistan

War mongering Army Chief

Sleep tight!!!

In Cricket, scribblings, Sports on March 29, 2011 at 11:58 pm

The World awaits for this moment – the clash of Titans. Barely is there any other worthwhile matches like Indo-Pak match (save for Ashes). For the love and hatred that exist between the two neighbours, it’s the cricket which is next to the fight at border for the citizenry of India and Pakistan. Even God is busy watching the titans’ firepower.

In this tournament, both teams have shown their stamina and power. India after few hiccups turned punters on the flight back to Australia. While Pakistan has proved time and against in this series that despite loosing their pace bowlers, they still can give a tough fight to any teams . And here they both are for once in a time affair match. However, going by the statistics, India has always overpowered Pakistan in world cup matches. But this time, it is different. India is suffering from lack of strike bowlers and their ability to lose wickets in short intervals can cost them dear. Pakistan has done extremely well in their bowling department.

And when the two lions have are due for Semifinal clash, God has its own plan. It’s raining cats and dogs in Mohali tonight. Media has gone crazy, as if it’s not a torrential rain but some terrorist attack.

People in both the countries shall have sleepless nights. Early morning many atheist shall pray for the first time for their country to win (as if it were some  confrontation at border).

That’s Mohali cricket ground for you.

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My advice to the fellow countrymen and our neighbors, “Sleep tight for the post match session shall be full of tension.”

Good Night

C ya all

Onion & Indo-Pak

In Humor, News, Pictures, Politics, scribblings on December 24, 2010 at 7:39 pm

Once I got angry and walked out of home, and came the usual sarcasm  of The parents  ” जाओ जाओ, जब आटा दाल का भाव पता चलेगा, तो खुद ही वापस घर आओगे” [go-go! you will soon come back ,when you get to know the prices of dough and pulse]. But sorry,  the dialogue is a decade old. Now in the present context, they might be saying… go son go! I’m sure you will come back when you get to know the onion prices 🙂 .


Onion, Politics & Oil

Onion prices have a history of toppling governments in India. In 1998 Bhartiya Janta Party (BJP) , now in opposition at center, was defeated in Delhi state election after a six fold increase in Onion prices. And under the present government, prices have skyrocketed fueling inflation beyond reach of mango man. UPA govt is trying all possible methods to check prices. It has already increased export duty by approx hundred percent, railways are running special trains to cater to the Onion deprived areas. Agri minister Mr Pawar is facing ire of junta and Mr Prime minister for not having monitored the prices. Mr Prime minister fears that history might repeat  and loksabha polls at round the corner public might not forget the onion deprivation they faced under UPA rule.

Onion prices seems to be global crisis with middle east countries also facing the onion depravity. “Onion could be next Oil”. Stay tuned, by next decade if India can harness its potential to save Onion from flurry of “Indra- The Rain God”, it would be in a position to bargain  ‘Oil ‘ for  ‘Onion’.


Reports suggest that govt is not keen on importing onions from neighbours, but truck loads of onions is coming into India through WagahAttari Border and is being directly flown to South India. Now you might ask “why south India that too directly??” – very valid question, you know how difficult life would be for me, if I don’t find onion in sambhar or masala dosa and mostly Onion-garlic pickle.

I feel, what the long and rusty meetings between the diplomats of two countries or the cultural exchange could not achieve, “Onions can do“, it can create Wonders !   🙂 Yes you heard it, Onion can really mend relations between so-called arch rivals India & Pakistan.

It has got potential to  repair dwindling Pak economy by employing terrorists truck drivers  and definitely Manmohan Singh is going to avoid public ire and comments about ” Not being able to control ONION prices, despite being an imminent economist himself”. He will be happy about it.

Three cheers for hike in prices ! for the sake of Indo-Pak relations.


So I’m writing a petition to govt to consider import , those in favour, please sign the petition 🙂 here under


P.S :  I’m gonna miss cricket battle between India & Pakistan

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