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Why Women’s day? Why not?

In Art, Humor, Life on March 8, 2011 at 11:55 pm

March 8th… International Women’s day or working women’s day.

 

Happy Women's Day

I love Google when they come up with such doodles specific to an occasion. The picture above is Google’s logo today. Hardly any people across the world would have missed it.

However the word Women’s day is sounds quite outrageous. It gives a feeling that rest 364 days are not meant for them. Is it so? Ask few question to yourselves. Beginning from home.

Q: Who’s the boss in the house?

A: Mother

Q: Who’s speaker of the house?

A: (again) Mother

Q: Who do you ask money from?

A: Mother (again)

Q: Who’s the boss? Again?

A: Wife 😐

Q: Who is the Main Speaker in the house?

A: Wife (again !) what you thought? Me? No way! Silence is Golden! 😉

Now my dear fellow brothers & sisters, who do you think, need a day for themselves? Women? Or Men?

So, why not have a International Men’s day? Guess what we do have it too. fkin crazy! Check it here

Folks I can’t take a risk of going without food for few days. so here I go… Things change when you get married. Earlier on this occasion, I used to wish my mom and now I wish my wife, too.

Two most important and most powerful women in my life.

Mother,God’s only flawless creation.  She takes care of you for entire life. It doesn’t matter if you are 7-year-old or 77-year-old, you are still a child for your mother. Love you maa !

Then comes Wife. God’s only creation that has never learned the word Silence!. 😉 no offence ladies. We, men have to learn this part, so much as to complement our better half. Somebody has to listen, hence men are for.

But never forget, it is she who shall will stick to you in all your ups & downs and even when your children are long gone and there’s none to support you. It she again who shall be your comfort and real soul mate. – Love you sweetheart 🙂

Ps: This post is dedicated to two lovely ladies in my life.

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Have a happy Period? Are u F***** Kidding me?

In rants, Reblog on February 20, 2011 at 10:49 am
Logo for Procter & Gamble. Source of the logo.

Image via Wikipedia

Dear Mr. Thatcher,

I have been a loyal user of your ‘Always’ maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I’d probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I’d certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can’t tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there’s a little F-16 in my pants.

Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from ‘the curse’? I’m guessing you haven’t. Well, my time of the month is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I’ll be transformed into what my husband likes to call ‘an inbred hillbilly with knife skills.’ Isn’t the human body amazing? As Brand Manager in the Feminine-Hygiene Division, you’ve no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customer’s monthly visits from ‘Aunt Flo’. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize it’s a tough time for most women. In fact, only last week, my friend Jennifer fought the violent urge to shove her boyfriend’s testicles into a George Foreman Grill just because he told her he thought Grey’s Anatomy was written by drunken chimps. Crazy!

The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants… Which brings me to the reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: ‘Have a Happy Period.’

Are you f—— kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness – actual smiling, laughing happiness, is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you’re some kind of sick S&M freak, there will never be anything ‘happy’ about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don’t march down to the local Walgreen’s armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory.

For the love of God, pull your head out, man! If you have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn’t it make more sense to say something that’s actually pertinent, like ‘Put down the Hammer’ or ‘Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong’, or are you just picking on us? Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bullshit. And that’s a promise I will keep. Always. . .

Wendi Aarons

Austin , T X

P.S. This is an actual letter from an Austin woman sent to American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph. It’s PC Magazine’s 2007 editors’ choice for best webmail-award-winning letter

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